1 00:00:01,124 --> 00:00:04,093 Last February, the stars of Married With Children... 2 00:00:04,260 --> 00:00:06,662 ...TV's longest-running original comedy... 3 00:00:06,829 --> 00:00:09,298 ...celebrated their 200th episode. 4 00:00:09,665 --> 00:00:14,203 Tonight, you're invited to go backstage and hang out with Ed O'Neill... 5 00:00:14,370 --> 00:00:18,207 ...Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino... 6 00:00:18,374 --> 00:00:20,510 ...Amanda Bearse and Ted McGinley... 7 00:00:20,676 --> 00:00:24,647 ...as they look back at all-time greatest moments on "My Favorite Married..." 8 00:00:25,982 --> 00:00:28,918 Hi, I'm Ed O'Neill here with the cast of Married With Children. 9 00:00:29,085 --> 00:00:31,487 The question people ask us most about the show is... 10 00:00:31,654 --> 00:00:34,090 ...what are our favorite episodes from the last nine years? 11 00:00:34,290 --> 00:00:36,425 Stick around because tonight you'll find out. 12 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:59,215 -What's your favorite, Ed? -Yeah? 13 00:00:59,415 --> 00:01:02,151 I like the one where we-- The workbench. 14 00:01:02,351 --> 00:01:04,353 -That's a great one. -When Ted and I-- 15 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:07,456 We had the workbench that came in the mail and neither of us-- 16 00:01:07,623 --> 00:01:10,326 -Yes. -That made me laugh. 17 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:15,932 Wow, you can almost hear the Looney Tunes theme, can't you? 18 00:01:16,098 --> 00:01:19,068 All right, let me know when I get all the way through. 19 00:01:20,536 --> 00:01:21,938 Okey-dokey. 20 00:01:26,342 --> 00:01:28,711 Plug us in, buddy. 21 00:01:28,878 --> 00:01:31,781 Al, don't you have too many things plugged in already? 22 00:01:31,948 --> 00:01:37,086 Peg, the only experience you have are with things that use batteries. 23 00:01:38,354 --> 00:01:39,822 Men know plugs. 24 00:01:41,023 --> 00:01:42,959 Plug us in, pal. 25 00:01:43,125 --> 00:01:44,594 Photo op. 26 00:01:47,630 --> 00:01:52,101 Wow, he hasn't moved like that in years. 27 00:01:53,135 --> 00:01:56,639 Do you think Jefferson is stupid enough to try and unplug him now? 28 00:01:56,806 --> 00:01:58,908 I'll save you, buddy. 29 00:02:00,543 --> 00:02:02,511 I guess he is. 30 00:02:02,678 --> 00:02:05,214 -I like the ones where I'm electrocuted. -Me too. 31 00:02:05,381 --> 00:02:08,351 The other one I liked was the security guard one, where I-- 32 00:02:08,517 --> 00:02:10,052 -Bubba Smith. -With Bubba Smith. 33 00:02:10,219 --> 00:02:12,555 -I play the security guard. -The first with Bubba. 34 00:02:12,722 --> 00:02:17,360 The first one with Bubba was, I think-- For me, it was one of the best shows... 35 00:02:17,526 --> 00:02:20,429 ...where, you know, Bubba had been my rival in high school... 36 00:02:20,596 --> 00:02:24,033 ...and we ended up going at each other in the hallway of the school. 37 00:02:26,369 --> 00:02:27,970 There's the line, Bundy. 38 00:02:28,167 --> 00:02:30,503 The only way you're taking this trophy... 39 00:02:30,666 --> 00:02:32,768 ...is by getting past me. 40 00:02:36,464 --> 00:02:39,500 Come on, Bundy. On the count of three. 41 00:02:40,562 --> 00:02:41,930 Three. 42 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:43,796 Let's rock. 43 00:04:08,786 --> 00:04:11,222 I'm hurt real bad, you know. 44 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:14,654 We will return to "My Favorite Married..." in a moment. 45 00:04:14,849 --> 00:04:17,219 But first, it's time to test your Bundy I.Q. 46 00:04:18,582 --> 00:04:20,850 The Bundys live in Chicago, Illinois. 47 00:04:21,013 --> 00:04:22,848 But do you know what their address is? 48 00:04:24,579 --> 00:04:26,480 We'll be back with the answer after this. 49 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:31,247 TV fans know the Bundys live in Chicago, Illinois... 50 00:04:31,409 --> 00:04:34,412 ...but only a true Bundyphile knows their address. 51 00:04:34,574 --> 00:04:36,676 The answer is 9764 Jeopardy Lane. 52 00:04:38,568 --> 00:04:41,045 And now back to "My Favorite Married..." 53 00:04:41,045 --> 00:04:41,237 And now back to "My Favorite Married..." 54 00:04:41,404 --> 00:04:44,207 -What was your favorite episode? -Well, I like the foodies. 55 00:04:44,369 --> 00:04:47,506 Actually, that was a two-parter where we were in the grocery store. 56 00:04:47,668 --> 00:04:49,136 -The Bundys-- -You got run over. 57 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:52,002 Yes. The Bundys move into the grocery store in the summer... 58 00:04:52,165 --> 00:04:54,267 ...because they don't have air conditioning. 59 00:04:58,962 --> 00:05:02,599 Miss, excuse me. I think you dropped something. 60 00:05:06,991 --> 00:05:09,394 Thank you, market dweller. 61 00:05:10,123 --> 00:05:11,724 Daddy? 62 00:05:12,589 --> 00:05:16,226 -What? -Do you want anything? 63 00:05:17,387 --> 00:05:21,391 Yes, I have a strange yearning for some melons. 64 00:05:22,484 --> 00:05:25,987 -And then they have the contest. -The cart of death. 65 00:05:26,149 --> 00:05:28,218 Going through the aisles, ripping out stuff. 66 00:05:28,381 --> 00:05:30,950 See, that's a fantasy, to be able to go and destroy. 67 00:05:31,113 --> 00:05:33,148 -That was funny. -The Beav was in that one. 68 00:05:33,312 --> 00:05:34,880 -The Beav was in that one. -Right. 69 00:05:35,045 --> 00:05:40,484 Now for the rules. Whoever gets $1000 worth of food first, gets to keep it. 70 00:05:40,675 --> 00:05:43,545 Which, by the way, is more than I'm getting for this gig. 71 00:05:44,107 --> 00:05:48,311 On your mark, get set, go. 72 00:05:48,472 --> 00:05:51,408 Come on, Peg. Come on, Peg. 73 00:05:57,134 --> 00:06:00,838 -Too cheap, honey, we don't need it. -I know. 74 00:06:07,329 --> 00:06:08,597 Jefferson. 75 00:06:14,792 --> 00:06:17,996 Oh, my, God. My contact. I've lost my contact. 76 00:06:18,158 --> 00:06:20,960 The problem with you, Al, is you're just playing too much... 77 00:06:21,122 --> 00:06:24,993 …with Jefferson and Marcie to pay attention to what you're doing. 78 00:06:25,754 --> 00:06:28,157 I'll just have to pay attention for the both of us. 79 00:06:28,685 --> 00:06:31,622 Jefferson, I've fallen and I can't get up. 80 00:06:31,818 --> 00:06:34,454 Marcie, where are you? 81 00:06:40,180 --> 00:06:41,781 What was your favorite, Dave? 82 00:06:41,946 --> 00:06:44,782 "Johnny Be Gone," which was a real-time episode. 83 00:06:44,944 --> 00:06:46,880 -Before your time. -Before your time, Ted. 84 00:06:47,043 --> 00:06:49,112 The "Johnny Be Gone" was the real-time show. 85 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:51,812 We did it. It was 22 minutes. It was act one, act two. 86 00:06:51,975 --> 00:06:54,444 And Al and Peggy are trying to get to a restaurant. 87 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:56,909 It was funny because it was quick and moving. 88 00:06:57,072 --> 00:06:59,708 Give me the batteries. I'm done with the car. 89 00:07:00,704 --> 00:07:03,573 -What are all those extra parts? -Well, they're extra parts. 90 00:07:03,768 --> 00:07:05,470 You know, for Koreans or something. 91 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:06,869 So typical. 92 00:07:07,033 --> 00:07:09,269 Over there, solving the male child's problems... 93 00:07:09,433 --> 00:07:11,935 ...while your daughter takes the back seat. 94 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:14,534 You should be used to that, Kel. 95 00:07:19,161 --> 00:07:21,830 I know there was a mix-up in the maternity ward. 96 00:07:22,026 --> 00:07:23,561 Somewhere in a game preserve... 97 00:07:23,726 --> 00:07:28,297 ...two orangutans are picking lice off the head of my real baby brother. 98 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:31,025 Al, talk to Kelly. 99 00:07:31,223 --> 00:07:33,758 How was your day? You're standing in my light, Kelly. 100 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:35,456 Daddy. 101 00:07:35,653 --> 00:07:37,455 You wanted advice, I gave you advice. 102 00:07:37,619 --> 00:07:39,721 You didn't want any advice, I left you alone. 103 00:07:39,885 --> 00:07:42,254 Now you want advice again. Okay, here it is. 104 00:07:42,417 --> 00:07:43,818 I am not a monkey. 105 00:07:43,983 --> 00:07:46,152 We know, son. 106 00:07:48,414 --> 00:07:52,084 -Is my dress ready yet? -For your body? No. 107 00:07:52,645 --> 00:07:54,881 I'll go check on it. 108 00:07:55,677 --> 00:07:59,380 Kelly, there were plenty of parties I wasn't invited to when I was a kid. 109 00:07:59,542 --> 00:08:02,011 There's a mystery. 110 00:08:02,841 --> 00:08:05,543 Here's another one. What the hell's holding that towel up? 111 00:08:08,004 --> 00:08:10,340 My other favorite is the one where Santa Claus... 112 00:08:10,503 --> 00:08:12,672 ...is supposed to parachute down into the mall. 113 00:08:12,836 --> 00:08:16,139 There's the Piper Cub, coming out of the clouds now... 114 00:08:16,334 --> 00:08:18,336 ...and Santa just made the jump. 115 00:08:18,533 --> 00:08:20,902 What a beautiful free fall. 116 00:08:21,065 --> 00:08:23,267 Wow, look at him fly. 117 00:08:23,464 --> 00:08:26,467 Why is he flapping his arms like that? 118 00:08:26,629 --> 00:08:30,600 Santa's chute doesn't seem to be opening. 119 00:08:32,027 --> 00:08:34,596 Oh, he's being blown off course. 120 00:08:34,792 --> 00:08:36,394 Our cameras have lost him. 121 00:08:36,591 --> 00:08:40,662 Ladies and gentlemen, we don't know where he is. 122 00:08:52,117 --> 00:08:54,519 -They have sex, I get electrocuted. -The roof show. 123 00:08:54,682 --> 00:08:57,618 -"Who'll Stop The Rain." -I said, "It smells like ham in here." 124 00:08:57,780 --> 00:08:59,315 -That was fun. -We electrocute you. 125 00:09:00,046 --> 00:09:02,215 How many more holes did you put in the roof... 126 00:09:02,379 --> 00:09:05,649 ...by walking on it in spiked golf shoes? 127 00:09:08,608 --> 00:09:12,045 Oh, and by the way, honey, this time on your way down... 128 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:14,342 ...you took out our TV antenna. 129 00:09:14,839 --> 00:09:18,242 I'm sorry, Peg, but I needed something to break my fall. 130 00:09:19,171 --> 00:09:22,641 Since there was no live wire or your neck handy... 131 00:09:23,611 --> 00:09:26,448 ...I grabbed the first thing that hit my face. 132 00:09:28,052 --> 00:09:32,490 -You know, our reception is shot to hell. -Well, I'm sorry, Peg. 133 00:09:34,362 --> 00:09:36,631 Had I known you wanted to watch Dallas tonight... 134 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,735 ...I'd have put my hands behind my back... 135 00:09:38,903 --> 00:09:41,706 ...and slalomed headfirst onto the patio. 136 00:09:44,913 --> 00:09:48,884 -Are you ready to give up yet? -I am not. 137 00:09:49,054 --> 00:09:51,456 It so happens that I have three unbroken bones yet. 138 00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:54,928 I'll see you all-- I'll see you all drown before I quit. 139 00:09:55,599 --> 00:09:58,335 -Good night, Peg. -Good night, honey. 140 00:09:58,537 --> 00:10:00,806 Turn out the light. 141 00:10:06,650 --> 00:10:09,419 Oh, and be careful, Al. 142 00:10:10,257 --> 00:10:13,493 God, it smells like ham in here. 143 00:10:13,695 --> 00:10:16,265 "My Favorite Married..." will continue in a moment. 144 00:10:17,903 --> 00:10:20,205 It's time once again to test your Bundy I.Q. 145 00:10:20,374 --> 00:10:22,543 Peg met Al Bundy while attending Polk High. 146 00:10:23,879 --> 00:10:26,315 But what's the name of the county where she grew up? 147 00:10:26,484 --> 00:10:28,286 We'll have the answer after this. 148 00:10:29,656 --> 00:10:33,293 Question: What's the name of the county where Peg grew up? 149 00:10:34,864 --> 00:10:37,466 The correct answer is good old Wanker County, Wisconsin. 150 00:10:37,635 --> 00:10:39,545 And now, back to "My Favorite Married..." 151 00:10:39,547 --> 00:10:40,073 And now, back to "My Favorite Married..." 152 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:43,711 -Best job on television. -Christina, you're very quiet. 153 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:46,916 -What's your favorite show? -Well, you guys are so entertaining. 154 00:10:47,085 --> 00:10:48,653 -Aren't we? -What's your favorite? 155 00:10:48,821 --> 00:10:51,190 I have a lot of them, but one of my favorites... 156 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:54,862 ...was "Kelly Does Hollywood: Part 1," when I had all my girlfriends there. 157 00:10:55,031 --> 00:10:56,032 That was a good one. 158 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:59,770 Am I on yet? Am I on yet? Is that me? 159 00:11:06,117 --> 00:11:10,521 Today's topic: Cute butts and the men they're attached to. 160 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:13,395 Cyndy? 161 00:11:14,197 --> 00:11:16,032 Who do you think has the cutest butt? 162 00:11:16,201 --> 00:11:18,136 I do. 163 00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:20,841 No, we're talking about men's butts. 164 00:11:21,009 --> 00:11:22,543 Mel Gibson. 165 00:11:22,711 --> 00:11:25,714 Lethal Weapon, oh, my God! 166 00:11:27,085 --> 00:11:29,655 Okay, okay, okay. Girls, now, let's get serious. 167 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:32,059 Two, three, four. 168 00:11:33,329 --> 00:11:34,630 Serious. 169 00:11:35,066 --> 00:11:38,236 Okay. Now it's time for my favorite part of the show. 170 00:11:38,438 --> 00:11:41,675 We're gonna talk about girls that we don't like. 171 00:11:42,879 --> 00:11:47,350 The Vital Social Issues 'N Stuff with Kelly slut of the week is-- 172 00:11:47,553 --> 00:11:50,022 Two, three, four. 173 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,362 Slut. 174 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:57,500 Thank you. --is Vicki. 175 00:12:05,616 --> 00:12:10,521 Now, not only is Vicki too cheap to give $1.50 to be on the show... 176 00:12:10,726 --> 00:12:13,462 ...but she also borrows clothes and doesn't give them back. 177 00:12:13,664 --> 00:12:17,968 And if she does, she doesn't give them back with the hanger. 178 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,340 -She's trash. -She's dirt. 179 00:12:20,509 --> 00:12:21,977 She gave me this perm. 180 00:12:27,855 --> 00:12:29,590 So for all these things... 181 00:12:29,754 --> 00:12:34,291 ...we all give you, Vicki, a big get-a-yeast-infection salute. 182 00:12:37,717 --> 00:12:39,252 So, what do you think? 183 00:12:42,682 --> 00:12:45,485 I liked the pirate show. That was, by far, my favorite one. 184 00:12:45,647 --> 00:12:48,917 It was so much fun. Best set we've had, don't you think, so far? 185 00:13:01,675 --> 00:13:03,610 Hey, Fluvio. 186 00:13:05,973 --> 00:13:07,875 Boy, I sure would like some of that. 187 00:13:08,373 --> 00:13:09,974 What is it? 188 00:13:10,971 --> 00:13:13,874 'Tis the cabin boy-girl, sir. 189 00:13:14,304 --> 00:13:17,907 Oh, I am smitten by that boyish kitten. 190 00:13:18,102 --> 00:13:20,371 Ahoy, cabin boy. 191 00:13:20,568 --> 00:13:25,339 I am strangely attracted to you and your dubious sexuality. 192 00:13:25,866 --> 00:13:29,703 And I to you and your easy, pretty-boy manner. 193 00:13:29,864 --> 00:13:34,202 So let me remove all doubt and prove to you that I'm no boy. 194 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,060 How? 195 00:13:48,657 --> 00:13:51,126 I like the other one, where you were with the aliens. 196 00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:53,726 That was the one where Al, actually... 197 00:13:53,888 --> 00:13:56,224 ...really almost won at the very end, didn't he? 198 00:13:56,388 --> 00:13:57,723 -Yeah. -Become a winner-- 199 00:13:57,887 --> 00:14:00,390 But there was no film when he's shooting the aliens. 200 00:14:02,919 --> 00:14:04,787 You guys mind if I take your picture? 201 00:14:12,282 --> 00:14:13,883 Say "millions." 202 00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:32,279 Whoa, aliens! 203 00:14:36,906 --> 00:14:38,341 Guys, just one more thing. 204 00:14:38,505 --> 00:14:41,608 You sure you don't want the redhead for your intergalactic zoo? 205 00:14:45,869 --> 00:14:51,075 I don't blame you. Well, live long and prosper. 206 00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:53,402 I know I will. 207 00:14:54,266 --> 00:14:56,401 It's fun when you get the giggles really bad. 208 00:14:56,565 --> 00:14:58,267 The network doesn't appreciate it... 209 00:14:58,432 --> 00:15:01,001 ...because the tape's rolling and it's costing money. 210 00:15:01,430 --> 00:15:04,733 You know, they raised the Christmas platter at Denny's 50 cents... 211 00:15:04,896 --> 00:15:07,899 ...and so we had to go to The Spud Hut for-- 212 00:15:09,727 --> 00:15:12,530 The giggles are when you-- We're trying to do something... 213 00:15:12,693 --> 00:15:15,128 ...just do our stuff, and we can't stop laughing. 214 00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:18,461 And we can't get past a certain point. You just can't stop laughing. 215 00:15:18,624 --> 00:15:20,759 -Remember when J.J.--? -J.J. with Joe Piscopo? 216 00:15:20,923 --> 00:15:22,758 Oh, yeah, that was so funny. 217 00:15:24,188 --> 00:15:25,956 It's a real show-business sound stage. 218 00:15:26,987 --> 00:15:29,890 Daddy, a real show-business security guard. 219 00:15:30,086 --> 00:15:31,654 I'll handle it, pumpkin. 220 00:15:31,819 --> 00:15:34,155 Sorry, folks, this set is off-limits. 221 00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:36,253 How did you get by the guard at the gate? 222 00:15:36,417 --> 00:15:39,653 Well, they were busy frisking Joe Piscopo. 223 00:15:40,882 --> 00:15:44,152 What? Piscopo's here again? 224 00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:49,848 Now what are we gonna do? 225 00:15:51,478 --> 00:15:54,882 Sorry, folks, this set is off-limits. 226 00:15:55,276 --> 00:15:57,845 How did you get by? 227 00:15:58,742 --> 00:16:01,111 Daddy, a real show-business security guard. 228 00:16:01,274 --> 00:16:02,542 I'll handle it, pumpkin. 229 00:16:02,707 --> 00:16:05,343 Sorry, folks, this set is off-limits. 230 00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,841 How'd you get by the guard at the gate? 231 00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:13,473 There's more to come on "My Favorite Married..." 232 00:16:15,102 --> 00:16:17,138 Get ready for our final Bundy I.Q. test. 233 00:16:17,302 --> 00:16:19,637 Everyone knows Al Bundy is a shoe salesman. 234 00:16:21,134 --> 00:16:22,735 Do you know the name of his store? 235 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:25,635 For bonus points, name the mall where the store is located. 236 00:16:27,098 --> 00:16:29,467 We'll return with the answers after these messages. 237 00:16:30,630 --> 00:16:32,732 Okay, Married with Children fans. 238 00:16:32,896 --> 00:16:35,599 What's the name of the shoe store where Al works? 239 00:16:37,228 --> 00:16:39,730 The answer is Gary's Shoes and Accessories. 240 00:16:39,893 --> 00:16:43,363 And the bonus question, what mall is the store located in? 241 00:16:44,924 --> 00:16:46,459 The answer, the New Market Mall. 242 00:16:46,621 --> 00:16:48,865 And now we return to "My Favorite Married..." 243 00:16:48,865 --> 00:16:49,791 And now we return to "My Favorite Married..." 244 00:16:49,956 --> 00:16:53,359 It's crazy when you think how many guest stars have been on our show. 245 00:16:53,521 --> 00:16:55,390 What's your favorite guest star so far? 246 00:16:55,553 --> 00:16:57,489 -Who's the funniest? -I liked Vanna White. 247 00:16:57,654 --> 00:16:59,989 -Vanna was really sweet. -Vanna was so nice. 248 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:07,518 Hi, beautiful. 249 00:17:12,881 --> 00:17:14,783 Hi, baby. 250 00:17:19,711 --> 00:17:23,615 Just soda. It'll dry soon and leave a little stain. 251 00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:27,013 God, you're a pig. 252 00:17:27,276 --> 00:17:29,645 I love it. I want you, Al. 253 00:17:29,807 --> 00:17:31,276 Travel the world with me. 254 00:17:31,474 --> 00:17:35,444 Make love to me the way that only you can. 255 00:17:37,005 --> 00:17:39,707 -Excuse me, I-- -Get out! 256 00:17:42,236 --> 00:17:46,474 -You have a lovely home. -Yeah, right. 257 00:17:46,635 --> 00:17:50,038 Enough meaningless girl small-talk. 258 00:17:52,899 --> 00:17:56,003 Tell her about the legend of Al Bundy. 259 00:17:56,365 --> 00:17:59,401 Tell them about O.C.D. 260 00:17:59,596 --> 00:18:02,299 One Cool Dude. 261 00:18:05,728 --> 00:18:09,331 Al, you have a disgusting piece of cheese on your chin. 262 00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:20,634 Everything tastes better from Al's mouth. 263 00:18:23,466 --> 00:18:26,569 Catch me, Bud, I think I'm gonna faint. 264 00:18:27,533 --> 00:18:29,269 Okay, Kel. 265 00:18:34,935 --> 00:18:37,271 I'll put this as plainly as I can. 266 00:18:37,469 --> 00:18:40,005 I've still got the hots for the big lug... 267 00:18:40,169 --> 00:18:42,538 ...and I want to buy him from you. 268 00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,607 It was fun having Sam. Sam was fun. 269 00:18:53,773 --> 00:18:55,642 Sam Kinison. He was great. That was fun. 270 00:18:55,806 --> 00:18:58,075 Remember the day--? He didn't arrive one day? 271 00:18:58,274 --> 00:19:00,309 So the next day, he felt so bad he sent... 272 00:19:00,475 --> 00:19:03,244 -Belly dancers. -...belly dancers and had lunch catered. 273 00:19:03,441 --> 00:19:05,477 Yeah. He gave us all nightsticks, didn't he? 274 00:19:05,643 --> 00:19:07,278 Yeah. And that was my first episode. 275 00:19:07,442 --> 00:19:09,711 I thought it was always like that around here. 276 00:19:15,778 --> 00:19:17,546 Hey, buddy, you all right? 277 00:19:18,545 --> 00:19:20,247 Come on, let's get up. 278 00:19:20,446 --> 00:19:22,348 There you are. 279 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,616 You're okay. 280 00:19:28,415 --> 00:19:30,751 You're gonna be fine. 281 00:19:32,815 --> 00:19:34,884 Well, thanks, buddy. 282 00:19:35,683 --> 00:19:38,552 -Who are you? -I'm a guardian angel. 283 00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:42,320 Matter of fact, I'm looking for an Al Bundy. 284 00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:45,488 -Do you know an Al Bundy? -I'm Al Bundy. 285 00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:49,988 No! 286 00:19:50,153 --> 00:19:51,821 What are you doing to me? 287 00:19:59,322 --> 00:20:01,524 Just gotta give me a minute with this, Bundy. 288 00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:03,991 I thought I was here to save a human soul. 289 00:20:05,557 --> 00:20:08,627 Make a wish. Anything off the top of your head. Just say it. 290 00:20:09,724 --> 00:20:11,293 Make my Christmas lights work. 291 00:20:20,394 --> 00:20:22,429 Hey, that's amazing. 292 00:20:23,361 --> 00:20:25,163 You are an angel. 293 00:20:25,329 --> 00:20:28,198 Can I have another? You're supposed to get three, aren't you? 294 00:20:28,362 --> 00:20:31,032 Hey, don't be a wish pig, Bundy, all right? 295 00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:34,566 -You wanted three wishes, get a genie. -Just give me one more. 296 00:20:34,730 --> 00:20:37,500 Turn the lights back off and give me the Hee Haw girls. 297 00:20:40,966 --> 00:20:44,636 I've been-- I've been sitting around waiting for them to die myself. 298 00:20:47,534 --> 00:20:49,436 Bundy, we're gonna take a little trip. 299 00:20:49,734 --> 00:20:52,637 Just like you wondered, I'll show you what it would be like... 300 00:20:52,802 --> 00:20:55,138 ...if you'd never been born. Let's party. 301 00:21:02,671 --> 00:21:05,707 Peg, it's me... 302 00:21:05,872 --> 00:21:08,308 ...and my angel. 303 00:21:08,572 --> 00:21:12,576 She doesn't know you're there, Bundy. Just like when you're having sex. 304 00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:19,411 It's Daddy. 305 00:21:19,575 --> 00:21:21,911 -Oh, family. -Oh, Daddy. 306 00:21:22,076 --> 00:21:24,679 Dear heart. 307 00:21:24,877 --> 00:21:27,780 Well, how about joining me in a "Whoa, Jablonski"? 308 00:21:27,977 --> 00:21:30,980 Whoa, Jablonski. 309 00:21:31,145 --> 00:21:32,313 What do we do next? 310 00:21:32,478 --> 00:21:35,415 Go back in time to the day I should have been conceived... 311 00:21:35,613 --> 00:21:38,349 ...and watch my father invent the condom? 312 00:21:38,513 --> 00:21:40,748 I'm sorry, Bundy, I failed you. 313 00:21:40,913 --> 00:21:45,051 I was supposed to show you why you should live and I can't think of one darn reason. 314 00:21:45,915 --> 00:21:47,617 I guess I'll never get my wings now. 315 00:21:48,082 --> 00:21:50,117 God, I'm depressed. 316 00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:54,185 Well, that's better. 317 00:21:58,251 --> 00:22:00,920 Well, there you have it. Our favorite episodes. 318 00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:04,090 We hope you had as much fun watching them as we did making them. 319 00:22:04,257 --> 00:22:06,459 -Good night, everybody. -Good night.